Real People Wearing Thongs
April 30th, 2010 by jgrimes
Say No to Thongs!
‘Tis where it all began…
Now is the time…..!
There comes a time in all our lives when our once, fiercely, sexy bodies are not what they use to be. Whether it is because of reasons beyond our control, sometimes we must face reality and realize that our butts are not what they use to be. Nevertheless, there comes a time in all our lives to replace the thong bikini with something else that is not so daring. Besides that, very few butts look good in a band-aid strap or g-string.
Dita Von Teese to the Rescue!!!
It is just a matter of an opinion, but, I think that there are far more fat women like myself, sick and tired of having to take backstage to straight-pinned, boy-chested women. Respectable HubPages.com hub writer/publisher RKHenry, gracefully writes about how men are starting to lust for plus size women again, in his fantastic hub titled, Voluptuous Women . A true inspirational feature for all full figured women. I share the same opinion he does, when he writes that every woman should own at least one piece of sexy lingerie. I will adventure out of his shadow and write that plus woman should start throwing out the “goodies but oldies” and concentrate their efforts on looking better. Fat woman have become far to lacking, when it comes to dressing. In order for us plump and precious, softer-curvier women to stand up for a chance, and stay in fashion in an ever changing market, we have to do something about the way we dress. Now, I know that it might be hard to believe this, but, not everyone looks good in a 2-piece bikini or thong. No matter what or how it makes you feel. Take a good hard look at your butt, and ask yourself, “Does this really need to be highlighted by a thong today?” Another pressing issue nowadays, is you never know when someone will take a snap shot, and your butt can be come the latest tweet, or laughing stock of the YouTube video. Who wants that?
So, how about it ladies?
We cannot let Dita Von Tesse’s efforts to be in vain. It’s time that we not only felt beautiful, but, looked beautiful to0. It is time to put on make-up once again, and feel exceptionally good about the way we look. The time is now, to certainly say goodbye, to our willy-nilly ideas about corsets, garter belts, and underwire bras. For some Plump women need to start aesthetically pleasing their lovers. We tend to be lazy when it comes to sexiness and romance. Have we forgotten that romance comes at a price? The best way to accomplish this idea is by being pleased with the way we are dressed. Let’s face it, we are just as vain as skinny women, maybe even worse. I started writing hubs to earn extra money to put towards my new lingerie wardrobe. I remember watching an Elizabeth Taylor interview where she once said, she never left her house without a having a girdle on.
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Burlesque and the Art of the Teese/Fetish and the Art of the Teese
Price: $21.33
List Price: $39.95 |
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Dita: Stripteese
Price: $17.20
List Price: $30.00 |
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Saint Francis
Price: $16.87
List Price: $19.95 |
This is why we need to start wearing proper undergarments!
If you have not received the news flash, sexy undergarments, are back in style. But not just any sexy garment goes though. The growing trend these days, is making sure that what you’re wearing looks good on you! We should be thanking our lucky stars, for the twenty-first century new leading sex goddess, super diva, and Burlesque star, Dita Von Teese. She has brought back romance into the way women are suppose to dress. What is especially appealing to her classic Pin-Up style, is how she has candidly made curves the new fashion craze.
Good for YOU Dita Von Teese!
May the Holy Roman Catholic Church make you into a Saint one day.
Bless you!
Sometimes thongs are not the best choice for our fuller, figured body.
4. Like I was saying……., NOT!
Here’s some personal views on the subject of Thongs:
viryabo 10 months ago
WoW!! Do these kind of butts really exist? LOL
Great hub and entertaining too.
IntimatEvolution 10 months ago
Thanks viryabo!! I’m pretty sure my arse would look like the trucker guy’s arse in a thong! Thank you for posting.
Suiiki 9 months ago
My wife likes me in thongs for some reason. But despite being a big girl, I have no arse, so I wonder, what the hell is she looking at? And what is wrong with a cute bikini panty or boyshort style? I wear thongs occasionally for her but I am much more comfortable with my arse well covered most of the time.
Lee Boolean 8 months ago
Thanks IE, I really had a good giggle on this one!
Right your are, not every butt is a thong butt.
The closest I came to wearing one myself is when my brother took me riding on the back of his motorcycle… I ride myself, but this experience was so horrific that I had to almost pull the seat out of my crack afterwards.
Something cool: the human being has the largest Gluteus maximus, or butt, in relation to the body of any animal. That is because we walk upright for the Darwinists under you, and for the creationists: the lord did not just say, there you go Adam and eve, have some crack, its just basically a hinge… he proclaimed: “For all eternity man shall grab hold of this and scream MY name!”.. and he saw that it was good…
IntimatEvolution 8 months ago
You’re pretty cool, ya know. I loved your comment. Thanks for reading this hub. I’m glad you like it.
Lee Boolean 8 months ago
Thanks IE, I enjoyed your others too, even though I am not really qualified to comment on some of them.
I’ll be back
IntimatEvolution 4 months ago
Thanks Jersey. I guess I was on your Pathogen hub, when you were on my thong hub. That’s great.
Yeah I know- what compelled them to think that that actually looked sexy? I think that is the never ending question. Thank you for reading my hubs.
Georgina_writes 4 months ago
Brilliant – very funny. I’m a shorts kinda girl myself. Thongs are just uncomfortable!
theherbivorehippi 2 weeks ago
Do none of these people have mirrors? lol Very few people should be seen in thongs out in public!
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