April 30th, 2010 by jgrimes

Say No to Thongs!

‘Tis where it all began…

Now is the time…..!

There comes a time in all our lives when our once, fiercely, sexy bodies are not what they use to be. Whether it is because of reasons beyond our control, sometimes we must face reality and realize that our butts are not what they use to be. Nevertheless, there comes a time in all our lives to replace the thong bikini with something else that is not so daring. Besides that, very few butts look good in a band-aid strap or g-string.

Dita Von Teese to the Rescue!!!

It is just a matter of an opinion, but, I think that there are far more fat women like myself, sick and tired of having to take backstage to straight-pinned, boy-chested women.  Respectable HubPages.com hub writer/publisher RKHenry, gracefully writes about how men are starting to lust for plus size women again,  in his fantastic hub titled, Voluptuous Women .   A true inspirational feature for all full figured women.  I share the same opinion he does, when he writes that every woman should own at least one piece of sexy lingerie.  I will adventure out of his shadow and write that plus woman should start throwing out the “goodies but oldies” and concentrate their efforts on looking better.  Fat woman have become far to lacking, when it comes to dressing. In order for us plump and precious, softer-curvier women to stand up for a chance, and stay in fashion in an ever changing market, we have to do something about the way we dress.   Now, I know that it might be hard to believe this, but,  not everyone looks good in a 2-piece bikini or thong.  No matter what or how it makes you feel.   Take a good hard look at your butt, and ask yourself, “Does this really need to be highlighted by a thong today?”  Another pressing issue nowadays, is you never know when someone will take a snap shot, and your butt can be come the latest tweet, or laughing stock of the YouTube video.  Who wants that? 

So, how about it ladies?

We cannot let Dita Von Tesse’s efforts to be in vain.    It’s time that we not only felt beautiful, but, looked beautiful to0. It is time to put on make-up once again, and feel exceptionally good about the way we look.  The time is now, to certainly say goodbye, to our willy-nilly ideas about corsets, garter belts, and underwire bras.  For some Plump women need to start aesthetically pleasing their lovers.  We tend to be lazy when it comes to sexiness and romance.  Have we forgotten that romance comes at a price?   The best way to accomplish this idea is by being pleased with the way we are dressed.  Let’s face it, we are just as vain as skinny women, maybe even worse.  I started writing hubs to earn extra money to put towards my new lingerie wardrobe.   I remember watching an Elizabeth Taylor interview where she once said, she never left her house without a having a girdle on.

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This is why we  need to start wearing proper undergarments!

If you have not received the news flash, sexy undergarments, are back in style.  But not just any sexy garment goes though.  The growing trend these days, is making sure that what you’re wearing looks good on you!  We should be thanking our lucky stars, for the twenty-first century new leading sex goddess, super diva, and Burlesque star, Dita Von Teese.    She has brought back romance into the way women are suppose to dress.  What is especially appealing to her classic Pin-Up style, is how she has candidly made curves the new fashion craze.

Good for YOU Dita Von Teese!

May the Holy Roman Catholic Church make you into a Saint one day.

Bless you!

Sometimes thongs are not the best choice for our fuller, figured body.

Here is a look at why!!!

1. This woman has a very beautiful face.  Nevertheless, from the looks of her butt,

people could careless.

2. What could they possibly be thinking.

3. My son gasped when he saw this picture.

4. Like I was saying……., NOT!

 

Here’s some personal views on the subject of Thongs:

viryabo 10 months ago

WoW!! Do these kind of butts really exist? LOL

Great hub and entertaining too.

IntimatEvolution 10 months ago

Thanks viryabo!! I’m pretty sure my arse would look like the trucker guy’s arse in a thong! Thank you for posting.

LondonGirl 10 months ago

I never wear g-strings – floss is for my teeth, not my arse (-:

$MARCY 10 months ago

HAHAHA.. TOO MUCH!! :0)

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Suiiki 9 months ago

My wife likes me in thongs for some reason. But despite being a big girl, I have no arse, so I wonder, what the hell is she looking at? And what is wrong with a cute bikini panty or boyshort style? I wear thongs occasionally for her but I am much more comfortable with my arse well covered most of the time.

Lee Boolean 8 months ago

Thanks IE, I really had a good giggle on this one!

Right your are, not every butt is a thong butt.

The closest I came to wearing one myself is when my brother took me riding on the back of his motorcycle… I ride myself, but this experience was so horrific that I had to almost pull the seat out of my crack afterwards.

Something cool: the human being has the largest Gluteus maximus, or butt, in relation to the body of any animal. That is because we walk upright for the Darwinists under you, and for the creationists: the lord did not just say, there you go Adam and eve, have some crack, its just basically a hinge… he proclaimed: “For all eternity man shall grab hold of this and scream MY name!”.. and he saw that it was good…

IntimatEvolution 8 months ago

You’re pretty cool, ya know. I loved your comment. Thanks for reading this hub. I’m glad you like it.

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Lee Boolean 8 months ago

Thanks IE, I enjoyed your others too, even though I am not really qualified to comment on some of them.

I’ll be back

Jersey Jess 4 months ago

Ew nasty butts! Very entertaining Hub with some great laughs!

IntimatEvolution 4 months ago

Thanks Jersey. I guess I was on your Pathogen hub, when you were on my thong hub. That’s great.

Yeah I know- what compelled them to think that that actually looked sexy? I think that is the never ending question. Thank you for reading my hubs.

Georgina_writes 4 months ago

Brilliant – very funny. I’m a shorts kinda girl myself. Thongs are just uncomfortable!

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theherbivorehippi 2 weeks ago

Do none of these people have mirrors? lol Very few people should be seen in thongs out in public!

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March 19th, 2010 by jgrimes

Lately I have become interested in spells, magick and voodoo. I found their individual concepts interesting, and some of their methods intriguing. However, am I converting to their forms of religion? I think not. Never the less though, I am interested in incorporating some aspects of theirs, into my own faith. Recently enough, I wrote an article about making voodoo dolls spiffy. I have had lots of good feedback, and it was an interestingly fun craft project. The Voodoo religion itself, lacks a fixed theology and an organized hierarchy. Unlike that found in Roman Catholicism, and Christian Protestant faiths. Many voodoo participants consider that aspect of their faith, part of their Catholic religious rites and practices. Especially since they earnestly believe in the power of purgatory, and the servitude of spirits. Though, many Haitians do distinguish the differences between serving spiritual ancestors, and practicing black sorcery. Basically voodoo is of African ethnicity, Roman Catholic based religion that serves three categories of spiritual beings called the Lemô, Lemistè, and Lemarasa. Translation…, “the dead”, “the mysteries,” and “the sacred twins.” The family of spirits together, is called the “loua.” Remember, Haiti is a French speaking country, with many words coming from their creole hertiage.

I found an Internet website called, CountryStudies.com. They offer a clear cut dialog about the many different aspects of voodooism. For instance they write,

 

 

“The belief system of voodoo revolves around family spirits (often called loua or mistè) who are inherited through maternal and paternal lines. Loua protect their “children” from misfortune. In return, families must “feed” the loua through periodic rituals in which food, drink, and other gifts are offered to the spirits. There are two kinds of services for the loua. The first is held once a year; the second is conducted much less frequently, usually only once a generation. Many poor families, however, wait until they feel a need to restore their relationship with their spirits before they conduct a service. Services are usually held at a sanctuary on family land. Ancestors (le mò) rank with the family loua as the most important spiritual entities in voodoo. Elaborate funeral and mourning rites reflect the important role of the dead. Ornate tombs throughout the countryside reveal how much attention Haiti gives to its dead. Voodooists believe the dead are capable of forcing their survivors to construct tombs and sell land. In these cases, the dead act like family loua, which “hold” family members to make them ill or bring other misfortune. The dead also appear in dreams to provide their survivors with advice or warnings. Voodoo practitioner also believes there are loua that can be paid to bring good fortune or protection from evil. And, they believe that souls can be paid to attack enemies by making them ill. Folk belief includes zombies and witchcraft. Zombies are either spirits or people whose souls have been partially withdrawn from their bodies. Some Haitians resort to bokò, who are specialists in sorcery and magic. Haiti has several secret societies whose members practice sorcery. Voodoo specialists, male houngan and female manbo, mediate between humans and spirits through divination and trance. They diagnose illnesses and reveal the origins of other misfortune. They can also perform rituals to appease spirits or ancestors or to repel magic. Many voodoo specialists are accomplished herbalists who treat a variety of illnesses.”

 

Disperse Negativity Spell

Just for grins, I added my favorite spell!

You will need:

1 – Broom

2 - Black candles

2 - White candles

1 - Sprig of Rue

3 - drps of Pennyroyal oil

(in a bowl of spring water)

Paper and Pen

Sandalwood incense

1. Sweep the air to clear the energy before you do the spell.
2. Set up white candles in the north and east and black candles in the south and west.
3. Light the incense and candles and sit in the center.
4. Inhale deeply and relax then dip the rue into the water and splash yourself with it saying: “Bad luck (or whatever you wish to get rid off) – be gone!” Do this at least nine times.
5. Then write on the paper what you want to let go of, and after you have done, draw a big cross over it.
6. Burn the paper in the black south candle flame.
7. Bury the ashes.

Remember- it is very important to conduct any spell in a positive environment, with best intentions. It is good to follow the old rule that what ever bad you wish or harm to be done, it usually comes back to you three times fold.

Voodoo Man

Voodoo Man at a Party

Have Fun!

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