After watching the “Ancient Aliens” documentary, originally produced by the History Channel Spring, ’09. The two hour special featured programming, tactical the theories that life on earth began in outer space. In it’s investigation it uncovered a theory that some people are more likely to believe, concerning major monuments like the Great Pyramid of Giza, the Mayan Ruins, Stonehenge and Easter Island being the remains of an ancient alien visitation. Through out this program the documentary explored the evidence as to abilities of ancient man. In addition, the “Ancient Aliens” program challenged the intellect of ancient man and their personal knowledge of the solar system, and mathematics. These unexplainable capabilities of making perfectly align True North and South super structures, after being brought to the forefront was also examined. They explored the options that the Ancient Egyptians used electricity, and showed evidence of the original Baghdad Battery. While millions here on earth accept the theory that Ancient Astronauts visited earth thousands of years ago. Why is it so impossible to consider that they too then might be God?

This is why we  need to start wearing proper undergarments!

If you have not received the news flash, sexy undergarments, are back in style.  But not just any sexy garment goes though.  The growing trend these days, is making sure that what you’re wearing looks good on you!  We should be thanking our lucky stars, for the twenty-first century new leading sex goddess, super diva, and Burlesque star, Dita Von Teese.    She has brought back romance into the way women are suppose to dress.  What is especially appealing to her classic Pin-Up style, is how she has candidly made curves the new fashion craze.

Good for YOU Dita Von Teese!

May the Holy Roman Catholic Church make you into a Saint one day.

Bless you!

Sometimes thongs are not the best choice for our fuller, figured body.

Here is a look at why!!!

1. This woman has a very beautiful face.  Nevertheless, from the looks of her butt,

people could careless.

2. What could they possibly be thinking.

3. My son gasped when he saw this picture.

4. Like I was saying……., NOT!

 

Here’s some personal views on the subject of Thongs:

viryabo 10 months ago

WoW!! Do these kind of butts really exist? LOL

Great hub and entertaining too.

IntimatEvolution 10 months ago

Thanks viryabo!! I’m pretty sure my arse would look like the trucker guy’s arse in a thong! Thank you for posting.

LondonGirl 10 months ago

I never wear g-strings – floss is for my teeth, not my arse (-:

$MARCY 10 months ago

HAHAHA.. TOO MUCH!! :0)

Suiiki 9 months ago

My wife likes me in thongs for some reason. But despite being a big girl, I have no arse, so I wonder, what the hell is she looking at? And what is wrong with a cute bikini panty or boyshort style? I wear thongs occasionally for her but I am much more comfortable with my arse well covered most of the time.

Lee Boolean 8 months ago

Thanks IE, I really had a good giggle on this one!

Right your are, not every butt is a thong butt.

The closest I came to wearing one myself is when my brother took me riding on the back of his motorcycle… I ride myself, but this experience was so horrific that I had to almost pull the seat out of my crack afterwards.

Something cool: the human being has the largest Gluteus maximus, or butt, in relation to the body of any animal. That is because we walk upright for the Darwinists under you, and for the creationists: the lord did not just say, there you go Adam and eve, have some crack, its just basically a hinge… he proclaimed: “For all eternity man shall grab hold of this and scream MY name!”.. and he saw that it was good…

IntimatEvolution 8 months ago

You’re pretty cool, ya know. I loved your comment. Thanks for reading this hub. I’m glad you like it.

Lee Boolean 8 months ago

Thanks IE, I enjoyed your others too, even though I am not really qualified to comment on some of them.

I’ll be back

Jersey Jess 4 months ago

Ew nasty butts! Very entertaining Hub with some great laughs!

IntimatEvolution 4 months ago

Thanks Jersey. I guess I was on your Pathogen hub, when you were on my thong hub. That’s great.

Yeah I know- what compelled them to think that that actually looked sexy? I think that is the never ending question. Thank you for reading my hubs.

Georgina_writes 4 months ago

Brilliant – very funny. I’m a shorts kinda girl myself. Thongs are just uncomfortable!

theherbivorehippi 2 weeks ago

Do none of these people have mirrors? lol Very few people should be seen in thongs out in public!